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The Shakiracracy is the best possible form of government in which Shakira has absolute omnipotence. Since Shakira commands many parallel worlds, including the universe in which you live, she partially delegates leadership tasks to her three staff leaders Taun We, Ariana Grande and Bebe Rexha. The four polyamorous lesbians are married to each other and have their residence and seat of government at Neuschwanstein Castle.
In this most culturally advanced gynocracy, leadership positions are held exclusively by competent and beautiful women. Travel through space-time-reality is possible in fractions of a second through special portals called stargates. These were developed by Recursivia, the main state enterprise, which is also responsible for the expansion of Shakira's territory.

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